Kind of like being handed a giant bowl of ice cream, then having your grandpa In that sense, playing a big game for review is Hockey that would earn you the video game equivalent of a Purple Heart justįor playing it to completion. This is all doubly true when reviewing a big game thatĮveryone is looking forward to, and not some bargain Words that don't sound stupid when you type them on the stupid blank page that won't stop mocking you with how stupidly blank it is. Not only must you finish playing the gameīefore embargo deadline, you have to formulate a concrete opinion about the experience (that half the gamingĬommunity is going to hate no matter what it is), and then turn those ideas into Realize that this pity party is going to be a table for one, but a lot of workĪnd pressure goes into reviewing a video game. Well, I was mostly happy to jump on the review. Have noticed unless it stepped on his dumb red shoe and made a squeaking noise.Īnyway, the point is I've been excited about Horizon Zeroĭawn for years *, so when Joe brought up the possibility of playing it two weeksĮarly, I was more than happy to jump on the review. PSYCHE – it was the robot dinosaurs, obviously! I honestly can't even remember if Aloy was in the announcement trailer itĬould've been Ronald McDonald fighting that giant Thunderjaw, and I wouldn't The gender politics of the Nora tribe andĪloy's role in the matriarchal society as an outcast had my mind brimming with possibilities. Like many gamers, I've been looking forward to Horizon Zeroĭawn ever since its reveal at E3 2015. Talk about how awesome Horizon is, shall we? Now that I've set a new low bar for FTAP headlines, let's
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